Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize
