just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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