I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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