words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Shame - the story of my life.
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