Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
she pinky promised me she was 18
this must be what syphilis tastes like
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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