hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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