we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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