You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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