After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
then he tried to convert me to islam
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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