Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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