ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
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