i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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