If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
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