wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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