I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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