the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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