Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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