i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
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