he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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