Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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