Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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