if you like me you must not know who I am
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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