This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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