third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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