it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
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