can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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