I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize
