I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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