I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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