Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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