Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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