i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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