ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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