If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
