The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
a search helicopter?!
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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