I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
where are you?
Hypothermia
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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