Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Randomize
