Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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