i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
