you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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