I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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