Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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