He is an equal opportunity slut.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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