so explain again why im purple
no
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I came so hard my ears popped.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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