It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
