New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
