i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I just threw up on my dentist
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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