I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
