I wanna bring you to show and tell
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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