i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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