you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
